Men’s “I Like to Talk About My Wiener” Shirt

Description

Bring dry humor and Dachshund-owner energy to everyday outfits with the Men’s “I Like to Talk About My Wiener” T-Shirt. This tee hits that perfect balance between laid-back mischief and clean, bold design: a long-bodied dachshund silhouette paired with confident lettering that always gets a smirk.

Made with medium-weight 100% cotton (Gildan 5000), the shirt feels sturdy without being heavy. The fabric’s smooth surface holds prints crisp and clear, while the tubular knit construction eliminates side seams for a cleaner look. Twill shoulder tape reinforces the structure, preventing stretching through long-term wear, and the seamless ribbed collar helps the shirt keep its shape.

Sized for comfort and easy layering, this shirt works just as well under a jacket as it does on its own with jeans. Whether you’re hitting the dog park, hanging out with friends, or sparking conversation at casual get-togethers, this Dachshund tee brings personality without trying too hard.

For Doxie dads, rescue volunteers, and anyone who enjoys clever dog humor, this shirt becomes a go-to favorite — the one you reach for when you want to stay comfortable, feel relaxed, and deliver the perfect wiener joke.

Product features

• Twill shoulder tape stabilizes seams and prevents stretching
• Tubular knit (no side seams) for a smooth, waste-reducing finish
• Ribbed, seamless collar for lasting shape retention
• Medium-weight 100% cotton (Gildan 5000) — durable, smooth printing surface
• DTG and DTF combined printing for crisp, detailed neck, sleeve, and main prints

Care instructions

• Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
• Do not iron
• Do not dryclean
• Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
• Tumble dry: low heat