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What does the destruction of your yard sound like? Heavy machinery? Explosions? Around here, it’s Franzi’s clipped bark followed by growling. Those are the unmistakable sounds of a dachshund hard at work turning a squirrel burrow into an open pit mine. At least there’s no irrigation pipe around for her to tear out. #dachshunds #wienerdogs #squirrelhunter #mining #doxielove #dachshundsofinstagram #dachshund
Hercules Rule #1: Perfect the Side-Eye. Because when you hear a chip bag from THREE rooms away… you react. 👀🐾 Dachshunds don’t miss a thing—and Hercules is out here proving he’s the official Snack Security Officer of DoxiePlanet. Want more of Hercules’ rules (and attitude)? ➡️ Tap the link in our bio and come hang out with us at DoxiePlanet. #DoxiePlanet #Dachshund #DachshundLove #DachshundLife #WienerDog #SausageDog #DoxieMom #DoxieDad #DogReels #DogMemes #SideEye #SnackPolice #HerculesTheDoxieePlanet! V
If you’ve ever eaten anything within a 12-foot radius of a dachshund… you already know the look 😭🌭 Hercules has three modes: 1️⃣ “Hi friend, I love you…and your sandwich.” 2️⃣ “Please, I haven’t eaten since 1997.” 3️⃣ “Give. Me. The. Food.” I turned his signature snack-stare into a shirt because honestly… this is every doxie ever. Perfect for you, or for the doxie-obsessed human in your life. 🐾💛 👉 Grab yours at DoxiePlanet.com (Warning: may attract more begging.) #dachshund #doxielife #dachshundsoftinstagram #funnydogs #dachshundlove #sausagedog #dogmomlife #doxies #dachshundcommunity #doxiehumor #doxieplanet
The rumors are true… my wiener is officially on the Naughty List (again). Dachshund moms, rejoice: the Naughty List Wiener tee is finally live on the shop and waiting for you! (There's one for those on the nice list too.) Grab one before your Doxie does something else to earn their spot. 🎁 Link to my website is in my profile. #dachshund #naughtylist #dachshundlove #dachshundsofinstagram #dachshundmom #dogmomlife #christmasshirt #doglovergift #shoplocalonline #smallbusinesslove
🍠 Sweet Potato Inspection: Passed! 🐾✨ Rommel + Montgomery gave today’s harvest the full dachshund QC routine: see ➝ sniff ➝ lick. 😆 Good news: the sweet potatoes were not cheese, rawhide, or bacon… so they weren’t confiscated. Thanksgiving dish = SAFE. 🙌🔥 #DachshundLife #DoxiePlanet #GardenDogs #ThanksgivingPrep #DachshundsOfInstagram #DoxieLove #HomeGrown #SweetPotatoSeason #WienerDogLife #DappleDachshund #LongDogLife #DogsofIG #HolidayCooking #PetInspectors
“Has anyone seen the dachshunds lately? 👀 …Oh. Found them. Apparently, they’re starting a mining company. ⛏️🐾 #dachshund #dachshundsofinstagram #doxie #sausagedog #wienerdog #funnydogs #dogsofinstagram #dogstagram #dogcomedy #dachshundlife #dachshundlove #muddybuddies #burrowbros #diggingdogs #doubletrouble #dachshundhumor #puppylove #doglover #dachshundoftheday #gardenchaos
"Hey Gemini, take this photo of my dog Hercules and turn him into a heroic action figure." Not bad! #doxie #doxiehero #hercules #dachshundsrule
Ever been judged by a 12-pound sausage dog? 🐾 My dachshund doesn’t just get mad, he stages full-blown Shakespearean dramas. From the “Side-Eye of Doom” to the “Blanket Burrow of Fury,” he’s basically an Oscar-worthy performer in a fur coat. 🎭🐶🏆 I just wrote up the 12 funniest “angry” signs my doxie is in diva mode. And, trust me, you’ll recognize at least three in your own! 😂 👉 Read the full blog and tell me: what’s YOUR dachshund’s go-to move when they’re throwing shade? Drop it in the comments! Blog: https://doxieplanet.com/2025/08/19/16-signs-your-dachshund-is-angry-with-you/ #Dachshundsrule #DachshundDrama #SausageDogLife #DoxieProblems #WeenieDogNation #DogHumor #LifeWithDachshunds #DramaQueenDog #DogsofInstagram #SmallDogBigAttitude #WienerDogLove
Doxies are the bed dog breed ever. Of all time. 🌭🏆 Of course, if you're a dachshund person, you know this. If you're not. I've got 10 totally serious reasons the wiener dog is the best breed of all. Link below 👇 (tell me if you agree.) #dachshund #dachshund10bestlist #dachshundsrule #sausagedog #wiernerdog https://doxieplanet.com/2025/06/18/10-reasons-dachshunds-rule-and-other-dogs-drool/
Hercules's 6th sense is that he can smell gophers.
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